(Title lovingly co-opted from Sally.)
I’m covered in dust from a home improvement project, my current book has the word “McRib” in it unironically, and my drawing pen died, so you get this stuff instead.
I posted the link in the comments section of my Catching Fire post already, but it’s worth a repeat: The Onion Reviews Catching Fire
Aldi is Trader Joe’s! MIND BLOWN.
Listen, I know this GIF is so last week, but I can’t stop watching it.
The Chemistry of Cookies? Sure.
Everything on Archie McPhee’s tumblr is the coolest thing you will ever see, which is a trick in and of itself, no?
Also, this is not a link, but I watched the Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball video and it just made me feel old. So old. Then I watched the Icona Pop video for “I Love It” and I felt better about everything that has ever happened ever.
Very, Very Inappropriate Texts from Josie:
Her, 11:52: Dropping off a load at the library, then headed to the theater.
Her, 11:53: A load of books, I mean.
Her: Book idea — Francis Pontifex: Pope Detective
Me: You’re ridiculous…ly awesome.
Her: I thought Vampire Hunter would be too obvious.
Me: He already does that, right?
Her: Of course. He’s why vampires only exist in fiction nowadays!
Her: My friend took it a step further: sidekick would be an undercover nun. Nundercover! Her habit is solving crime!
Me: Oh ho ho. Though Nundercover would be a great name for chastity belts, too.