I’m reading The Paris Wife, which is about Ernest Hemingway’s first wife, Hadley, and their relationship. And listen, I knew all about what an awful husband Hem was, but even though this book is SO GOOD, it’s SO DIFFICULT to read about what a jerk he was. And thus, better book titles for The Paris Wife:
Now I Know More About Old Timey Condoms Than I Ever Wanted To Know, So Thanks
You’re a Jackass, Ernest Hemingway
A Moveable Feast Part Deux: The Parts We Actually Believe
Alice B. Toklas Was Creepy Quiet, and Other Stories
You Know How People Said F. Scott Fitzgerald and Zelda Were Nuts? Yeah, They Were
1920s Paris: Full of STDs!
The Rhythm Method Does Not Always Work, Ernest
What Were You Expecting, Hadley? He Had a Hitler Mustache
It Was A Lot Easier To Get Published One Hundred Years Ago
A Lot Of People Who Will Commit Suicide
A Rose is a Rose is a Rose is a…Wait, Someone Seriously Published This? And They Say Self-Publishing is Ruining Books? Too Late, Gertrude Stein Already Ruined Them.
The Effects of Alcohol Over A Prolonged Period of Time
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