Hi! I have a few favors to ask of you. SORRY IN ADVANCE. First off, I submitted a little speaker thing for BlogHer 13 (I’m going! Are you going?). If you’re going, would you mind voting for me by clicking “I would attend this session”? My session is called How To Self-Promote Without Becoming a Douche Bag, and IRONY ALERT: I would probably become a douche bag asking you to vote for this incessantly, but voting closes on the 31st, so hopefully it’s a small enough window of time that I won’t. No telling, though.
Second favor: I want to discuss The Great Gatsby for Chicken Book Club: Classics! Edition. Which day(s) work for chatting over twitter if you’re reading/have read it?
Third favor: Look in the mirror and say, “You’re cute, lady in the mirror.”