Original:
I drank some tea.
Mommyblogger:
I put a kettle on for tea but by the time I turned on the burner, the baby was grabbing at my shirt to nurse and Isabel was screaming from the bathroom to come look at the shape of her poop, and my phone was ringing because my husband had forgotten his laptop and could I run it to work for him?
Locavore Food Blogger:
I grew some chamomile in my mason jar garden that I keep on my windowsill, using organic compost from my backyard hens’ poop with a light sprinkling of eggshells for soil health. Then I picked it, dried it for six weeks on my state-of-the-art Williams Sonoma hanging brass pot rack, steeped the leaves in boiling water for three minutes, and then discarded them in my homemade backyard stacking compost system. It was delicious and anyone can do it, see?
Professional Blogger:
Twinings sent me a free packet of tea! Which I’m having with my breakfast this morning! Enter below to win a free pack of your own!
Lifestyle Blogger:
Isn’t my tea beautiful and perfect?
Instagram:
[overexposed blurry off-center photo of teacup on a wooden counter top]
Twitter:
I drank some tea.
(Inspired by this piece.)
