Squinting at a bag of cashews, Kesh asks, “Are they called that because they cost a lot?”
Sachi to his brother while they were playing a game, “You lost. It’s OK. Losers lose. It’s what happens.”
I say to Kesh, “Hold your horses!” and he looks at me and says, “I don’t have any. Just chickens.”
Me to Sachi. “Go pee before we leave!” Him: “I already did!” Me, suspicious: “When?” Him: “Yesterday!”
Me, reading a How to Train Your Dragon book to Kesh, “Are you worried that the hero will die? It’s getting pretty scary.” Kesh says with exasperation, “MOM, the hero ALWAYS wins. Haven’t you been paying attention?”
Sachi asks me, “Mom, how many cookies is too many cookies?” Keshi asks him, “What do you even mean? Too many cookies? That sentence doesn’t make sense.”
I’m raising them right.