Me: Did you know that vegans don’t consider sugar vegan?
Gregg: Yeah, I’m pretty sure I knew that.
Me: But! But! It’s sugar!
Gregg: Well, there are different levels of vegan, so it depends on that whether sugar is vegan or not.
Me: Levels? Like…a corporate ladder?
Gregg: No. Nothing like that. They’re like Dungeons and Dragons levels.
Gregg: So, like, a Vegan Level One can eat sugar. But a Vegan Level Five? Forget it. That’s intense.
And now you know why I married him.