My phone to me: ashore? gas hole? as hole? Aston? Associate? Me: No. about 2 hours ago
Woman on facebook: husband and I are enjoying a chocolate bar for the week! No need to overindulge! Me, in my head: diiiiiiiie. about 2 hours ago
Twitter, I just just learned what ICYMI really means. I liked my interpretation better. (I see you mine) (I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS EITHER) about 3 hours ago