Recently, there have been some skirmishes on the Internet, and it got me to thinking. I rarely get into Internet skirmishes! And why is that? It’s because I carry this laminated chart around in my pocket at all times, that’s why! And now I’m sharing it with you, in case you are ever involved in an Internet battle.
(I also have a laminated chart on how to never get involved in a land war in Asia, but it’s a bit more in-depth; it’s a fold-out. That’ll be next week.)
Books and Chickens for the win!!! I am so glad you posted this handy flow-chart so I can avoid future internet skirmishes. Like I would need an excuse to hide under a rock and ignore the meanies.
Been there, done that ! Er…..like veeeery recently !
Don’t forget the chart detailing the necessary steps for “Never go[ing] in against a Sicilian when *death* is on the line!” That one has saved me much potential heartache.
The thing I don’t get is it’s so EASY to get out of these things: BLOCK and WALK AWAY FROM THE INTERNET tend to be the simplest solution.
I missed all this. Um, Yay me!?
Great chart. You gave me a new term…Internet Famous. :LOVE:
Really could have used the Asia one last week. Sigh.
where was this three years ago when i totally got into it with this racist troll of a man who said all this horrid stuff and would not let it go!??! for that matter, i couldn’t let it go, either.
man, now i’m in a huff just thinking about that DB.
Ah, very true. But it’s only gonna get worse til election day, I fear.
So very wise! Must carry this with me at all times too!
It’s too bad people don’t consult this card more often.