What Twitter Errors Really Mean

I love twitter, but I think it’s going all HAL 9000 on our asses. So when you see this:

the twitter really means to say this:

And this?

Is really this:


Even when it’s something that couldn’t possibly be my fault:

it’s definitely my fault.

And when all else fails and the twitter wants me gone, it pulls out the big guns.

I’ll see your surly ass in space, twitter.


  1. says

    Hahaha! I’m trying so hard to be more active on Twitter, but I keep forgetting… this reminds me of the first time I got on Facebook, though. I tried to wish someone a happy birthday but ended up putting it in my newsfeed or whatever. SO embarrassing, omg ;) Such a noob!

  2. says

    Man, I keep forgetting about my twitter account, too. I even put it on my phone. I just can’t keep up. At least I don’t have to deal with that surly twitter monkey-thing.