I have a problem, Internet. It’s very serious. It has to do with tank tops. And bras. But to tell you my problem, I have to show you something unpleasant.
That’s a diagram of my body. As you can see, I have long, skinny appendages. I carry the bulk of my weight in the babymaking areas, thus I have to buy clothes that fit the biggest parts of my body. This leaves me with tank tops that do this:
So then I buy a tank top that’s a bit snugger, and it looks like this:
Then I decide I should wear a strapless bra with the tank top instead.
Maybe I need to try a tighter strapless bra?
And then I put on a t-shirt and never wear a tank top again. Until the following week, when I will forget all of this.