Y’all. (Go with it. Pretend I’m Southern and Seattle is in the South and Indians say “y’all” a lot.)
Y’all, I’m a little anxious about my writing career. I don’t know if I’m going to say anything smart or funny at my BlogHer panel. I don’t know if my book is going to gigantically flop, or if I will ever ever even get it finished. Can I be a mom and a writer? What if I am a facsimile of a sham of a writer? I need career advice from a successful lady to help me navigate these waters!
I’m going to go paint my fingernails like tuxedos now and hope that makes me wildly successful. If that doesn’t work, sex book!