I AM GOING TO BLOGHER AND I CANNOT STOP WRITING IN ALL CAPS. I feel a tiny, tidgy bit nervous about this situation. You see, I am not just GOING, I am on a panel. Where I will have to…panel? It’s a bit unclear.
Here is what I will be paneling, hopefully in a nice large wallpaper print that would be featured on Young House Love.
And I will be paneling with Jessie Oleson
and Rachel Nabors
They both seem very professional and artistic and do not seem to be barfing over the fact that they are illustrators and I am going to discuss…MS Paint? Pixelated graphics? Unicorns of happiness that become pies at will?
Who knows. I think I was thrown into this situation as a bet, or maybe the kicky sidekick who makes the fart jokes.
I am hoping very much to throw in some talk about mayonnaise and chickens and Zooey Deschanel and Christian Grey and nerdiness, even though that is not in the outline. And I will wear a puffy skirt. The puffiest I can fit in my bag.
My panel is at 9:30 in the AM on SATURDAY and you know what? There is a panel about sex and erotica at the same time, so I will have to BRING IT to compete with that. Maybe I can read some Backstage Pass to you and we can draw it on a screen? I WILL if you come.
To my panel, I mean.