So the other day on twitter I said this:
which elicited a bunch of replies, most of which were of the opinion that I was crazypants. I am not crazypants. My rebuttal:
Apparently this makes you all think I know what pee tastes like instead of thinking I am speaking in hyperbole. You’re all a bunch of gutterheads, you know that? Yes, you did.
This got me to thinking, though, that I need to do a white wine taste test, and I will document it on video, much like Leonard’s YouTube reviews. It’s going to be genius! It’s going to be awesome! It’s going to be…yes, I’m going to get drunk. FOR THE LOVE OF THE INTERNET.
What I need from you: which white wines should I buy for this experiment? Parameters: I need to be able to buy these easily, and they shouldn’t cost more than $15 per bottle. Because I’m cheap. It needs to taste amazing, maybe like red wine? Yeah. That. I’ll buy somewhere between 5 and 10 bottles from whatever you suggest.
Remember, this is for the good of womankind, so please suggest something.