Stuff My In-Laws* Say

 

 

 

 

 

 

*If they say it, I figure it’s alright for me to write it, right? Yes?

 

Comments

  1. Oh, gah! If it’s any consolation, we had to teach grandpa that the n-word was NOT actually a proper descriptor, suitable for polite company.

    Hopefully they MEAN well? *fingers crossed*

  2. Alice says:

    i love that first one so much. “HEY! I KNOW ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR KIND! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? LIKE, I KNOW THEM IN PERSON!”

  3. Oh…my. Also: sigh.

  4. Jennifer says:

    I’m from rural Southern Illinois & my FIL always manages to work in comments about how when he calls clients down there he can’t understand their accents & how they don’t have access to the internet & such (i.e.- they are poor, backwards hicks). I usually just smile, but is he trying to offend me or connect with me? I honestly can’t tell. I also forgot that my FIL is my friend on FB, so I moved this comment onto your blog from there just in case.

  5. Erin says:

    Oh, hey, I used to work with a bunch of white people. What? Is that not interesting and worthy of pointing out? Huh. Does it make it more interesting if I say that some of them had red hair?

    Eesh.

    (Also, unrelated, I’m still seeing double posts in my Google reader. Not a big deal, but wondering if anyone else is experiencing this?)

  6. rooth says:

    Lord. It kills me when people ask me if I’m “Oriental”… what decade is it? Seriously?

  7. ARC says:

    Um, my 2 comments vaporized. I clicked on the picture and somehow it let me comment there? Weird.

  8. Gayatri says:

    Lol I need to hang out with more white people so I can hear gems like these!

  9. cadiz12 says:

    what does your husband say?

  10. Suniverse says:

    My mother-in-law kindly explained to Muslim me about Catholics [like her]. Because being born and raised in America, I had never encountered a Catholic person before. Like, say, her son.

  11. MomWithaDot says:

    Love your posts, but this one I admit, Loving the comments even more :) !

  12. Emily says:

    Oy. You’re a saint for staying with them as long as you did.

  13. My grandmother always feels the need to point out the ethnicity of a person in a story she is telling – for example, she went to the bank and the teller was an african-american lady…blah blah rest of bank story). My mom and I try to point out that it’s completely unnecessary to point that out and she gets all offended and then tells us she went to school with a lot of african americans and she isn’t racist. She really DOES mean well….and she will also do this with white people if she knows if they are irish/polish whatever, but, yea. sigh.

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