What I imagine my body looks like in skinny jeans:
What I actually look like in skinny jeans:
And that’s why I wear skirts.
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Outfit of the day. This is what happens when I’m like, “I’ll mix it up!” No, Shalini. Don’t. Dress with pants. No.
I bet its not that bad, but Im loving the giggles.
Okay, so I have to say that skinny jeans make even anorexic boys look like they have badonkadonks. It’s not you, it’s the style.
Haaaa. So, so true. Can’t wait until it goes away.
Eff me. The same thing happens here.
Those that say that you have to just find the RIGHT KIND of skinny jean are clearly lying whores. Or have never met my pear shaped lower half.
I bet it’s not that bad either. Unless you stuff your pockets with food. And blankets. Because that’s what I do…
Skirts are more flattering AND so much more comfortable. In the summer, I’m all skirts all the time. Too cold in winter.
I think the problem with skinny jeans is that there is “skinny” in the title. Isn’t that really all you need to know?
Oh lord girl. You and me both. Long live skirts and dresses!
HA! I feel the same way. I own two pairs and I am always surprised when I see pictures of myself in them…too much booty for those jeans!
skinny jeans are like funhouse mirrors in a way.
Oh, I wish I could get used to wearing skirts – love how the look! Do you wear anything underneath? Hate my legs touching!
Wow. I think that’s the conclusion I finally arrived at today after yelling at myself for wearing my skinny jeans. I keep telling myself they’ve lost their elastic over the past year but I think it’s time to give up.
there are approximately 35 people on earth who rock skinny jeans. i don’t know why the trend is persisting amongst the rest of us mortals.
Just the term “skinny jeans” makes me want to punch someone.
Add “looks even shorter than her usual five feet tall” and that’s me.
This would be an accurate picture of me in skinny jeans except that they’d be belted around my knees.
Skinny jeans? My wide-leg pants are the equivalent to “skinny jeans” once I put them on…..