I’m A Little Worried About My Seven-Year-Old

Exhibit A:

He came home from school with a geography test where he told me he correctly named all four oceans. Except he spelled Pacific Ocean “Pussific Oshin.”

Exhibit B:

That…is a drawing of Gregg. With penis arms.


  1. says

    Hooves! I thought they were cloven hooves! Hahahahaha. Ask him to draw your auntie next and see what happens.