Cookie Regret Scale

I just ate too many cookies. How many is too many?

One cookie:

Yum! Homemade cookies!

Two cookies:

Double Happiness!

Three cookies:

 

Kind of full. Time to stop?

Four cookies:

Please stop? Please?

Five cookies:

Amnesty?

Six cookies:

I’m sorry, stomach. I’m so, so sorry.

(Inspiration.)

P.S. I’m in comment bankruptcy. I’m closing comments for the next week because my email and my job applications and my kids are trying to kill my happiness and I really hate getting comments and not being able to respond to them in some way. You can always email me at shalini@readingandchickens.com if you want to chat about something. I’m still up for that. Totally.

Also, I am TOTALLY reading your blogs, really. You are saving my sanity, and sorry I haven’t had the time to say so. Thank you; you’re awesome.