Fashion Don’t Poems

If you insist on wearing leggings as pants

Don’t be shocked of frequent “camel toe!” chants.

Peplum

For a big bum.

 

That Gwyneth-y cape

Makes you look

More like Snape.

 

Your turn!

 

Comments

  1. says

    Awesome! I noticed Zooey D. wore leggings as pants on her show the other night and I took mental note.

    here’s one…
    Overalls
    Shmoveralls

  2. says

    I am too lame to have my own rhyme but leggings and Uggs and camel toe made my day. Thanks, my kids were evil and I was considering selling them for medical research but your comment made sure they were home when hubs got home.