Fashion Don’t Poems

If you insist on wearing leggings as pants

Don’t be shocked of frequent “camel toe!” chants.


For a big bum.


That Gwyneth-y cape

Makes you look

More like Snape.


Your turn!



  1. says

    Awesome! I noticed Zooey D. wore leggings as pants on her show the other night and I took mental note.

    here’s one…

  2. says

    I am too lame to have my own rhyme but leggings and Uggs and camel toe made my day. Thanks, my kids were evil and I was considering selling them for medical research but your comment made sure they were home when hubs got home.